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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Dallas researchers find cancer’s secret weapon to defeat death - Dallas News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What’s Behind PayPal’s Will Ferrell Ads? - WSJ

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

What are the signs that a guy wants to marry you but is afraid of commitment or does not want to get married at all?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Morale craters at State Department as mass layoffs loom - The Washington Post

No go.

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why cant I sleep on my side after getting my covid vaccine? I just got the shot and I’ve been overstimulated from not being able to sleep, my arm is very sore and it hurts so much to move and I just want to sleep but it hurts if I lay on either side

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Star Bassist Carol Kaye rejects Rock & Roll Hall of Fame honor - NPR

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Can the Beckham brand survive reports of family feud? - BBC

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

What can anal toys bring to straight men?

No way

Everyone loved it.

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Does the land of Israel rightfully belongs to the Muslims as many Muslims strongly believe, and should Israelite Jews give up ownership of Israel to the Muslims to ensure peace in the Middle East?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

U.C. Berkeley's Tiny Pogo Robot has a Unique Locomotion Style - Core77

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